dear friends.
i have summoned you here because the happiest day in the world is upon us. it is the birthday of someone who is very special to all of us. particularly me.
this year, you are in luck! the reason being that i have put together some very fun ways make her feel quite special. isn't that nice of me?!
now, if you haven't already submitted your "i heart nellie..." message, you must do so now. if i don't see your name on the list, i won't hunt you down but the IRS might get a tip that you've been cheating on your taxes for the past 5 years. ;)
i love you all! thank you for helping me make nellie's birthday a special one.
michael